sometimes i get the urge to be really nasty and mean and say mean things and then i go to do it and i cant its like. im too soft. im not punk rock at all. i lied. i lied to you all. i lied on the internet. im not hardcore. im possibly soft grunge but thats about it
i hate how girls give guys all these expectations as a boyfriend like to buy the best valentine’s day gift or to always text back or to pay for every dinner i mean seriously if youre my boyfriend we can just makeout and eat chinese food i dont care
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people rant about teenage characters being portrayed by grown up actors but i’d like to know how exactly did this happen that 65 years old alan rickman played 38 years old severus snape
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omfg i’m crying at the latest episode of Got because daenerys is listening to this guy and she’s so tired of his bullshit and she looks directly at the camera like she’s in an Office episode
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Having a boyfriend would be so stressful. I’d have to shave my legs more and look cute way more than I’d like to and I’d have to do more than laying bed eating my life away darn
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i wanna watch a scary movie with you and we get so scared we accidently end up having sex somehow
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people say they are worried about their daughter getting pregnant
but never say they are worried about their son getting someone pregnant
says a lot
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